God Said, "Adam I want you to do something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?
God said, "Go down into that valley.'
Adam said, "What's a valley?'
God explained it to him.
Then God said. "Cross the river."
Adam said. What’s a river'
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill..."
Adam said, 'What is a hi l?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you w I find a cave"
Adam said, What's a cave?"
After God explained, he said. "ln the cave you will find a Woman."
Adam said. "What’s a woman?
So God explained that to him, too.
Then. God said, I want you to reproduce."
Adam said. "What is reproduction?
God first said (under his breath), “Geez...!"
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well .
So, Adam goes down into the valley. across the river, and over the hill, into the cave.
and finds the woman. Then. in about five minutes, he was back.
God, his patience wearing thin. said angrily, "What is it now?! “
And Adam said, "What's a headache?”
CONTRIBUTED BY AMISH THAKRAR
CONFIDENCE
A hypothetical situation where 2O CEOs board an airplane and are told that the flight
lhat they are about to take is the first ever to feature pilot less technology: it is an
uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately. that their company's
software is running the aircrafts automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOS
promptly leave the aircraft. each offering a different type of excuse.
One CE0 alone remains on board the jet. seeming very calm indeed. Asked why he
is so confident in this first uncrewed fight.
he replies:
If it is the same software that is developed b1, my company's IT systems department.
this plane won't even take off. “!!!!
That is called Confidence!!!
